This is Beatrice and I like to believe that my middle name is Awesome. I adore the colour red and thus own a red handphone, ipod and (currently) have slut-red nails that I think are gorgeous. Spent 4 years in Crescent (Class of '08) and made many awesome friends; now studying in ACJC and I can't wait to graduate because like most teenagers, I hate school and find going to school a chore. I am perpetually broke so if you're really rich, you can be my friend and I promise I'll be really nice to you. My friends think I'm always mood-swinging and PMS-ing and constantly being a cynical bitch but rest-assured, I am not like that at all. Other than that, I have more fictional boyfriends than you and I believe they love me too (don't burst my bubble) and I'm constantly believing that my life will be one whole big cliche (once again, don't burst my bubble). I'm pretty obsessed with Gossip Girl as well and I secretly believe that Dorota is Gossip Girl and that Chuck will one day come to Singapore and ask me out.

As you can tell from my mini-biography, I'm really awesome and I know that all of you want to be my friend and of course, being the nice person that I am, I'll be happy to oblige :)
 

http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=199148161485
Made me cry :'(

I just realised the photos I posted yesterday consisted of only a few girls. Mainly only three girls (ie Val, Far and me) hung out with all the boys. Favourite moment: stuck in a room full of boys and listening to them sing to 'You Belong with Me'. One of the best moments of my life. Anyway, there's actually more girls on the trip than guys. When I told Vanessa Goh that, she said 'so now you're a brother?'. When I told the same thing to Constance, she replied with 'SLUT'.

Now I know how my friends view me. Constance YOU BITCH.

There is going to be a Kyushu trip outing this Sun and there's going to be a Jap trip t-shirt. A lot of people also say they're gonna wear the trip jacket around school next year. So major yay. It's nice how this six days transformed us from strangers to friends. I'm relishing every single moment of the trip and I'm really missing it.

Major withdrawal symptoms :(

I like describing words as beautiful, comforting, peaceful. It adds a little life and human qualities to the alphabets and sentences; makes it more close to the heart. XX

If a picture speaks a thousand words, these websites speak a lifetime of emotions. I like that.

Lovely lovely loveliness:


One day I'll go on a 'Things-we-forget hunt'. Finding one of these post-its will definitely make my day :) This spells Awesome with a capital A.

OOO EMMMM GEEE I WANT:

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK MICHAEL JACKSON IS DEAD WHAT THE FUCK ZOMG WHAT THE FUCK

Yesterday was funzzzz. I woke up at the unearthly hour of 9.55am and met Vanice at Commonwealth at 10.30am to get baking goodz. We spent a bomb :'( Reached my house and we ordered KFC and searched for recipes then we started baking. Our first batch was brownies was (Y)(Y)(Y) but  they looked like UFOs so I left them at home for Hong Wei. We then made truffles that I felt was quite awesome and pretty and another brownie cake and some bite-sized brownies that turned out to be hard-rock. We were quite successful, nonetheless :)

It was already 3pm when we finished cleaning up and we took a bus that goes to Tanah Merah. The bus ride was uberlong. I fell asleep at Suntec and when I woke up, we were at East Coast and so I smsed Vanice and asked her where we were when she was sitting right behind me. We finally reached Tanah Merah and when we got off the bus, we saw Bradford, Liaokai, Dexter and Yanhong! Bradford is officially known as Bitchford now. Welcome to the Bitch club.

We finally made our way to Rachel's condo, like zomgggggg. Played some card games at her house then we went down for the BBQ. The BBQ was fun and Lisheng thinks I get insulted very often because I think of retorts very quickly when people argue with me. I think he doesn't believe that I'm actually quite smart and with Constance as your friend, you kinda get free training. After we ate and everything, I painted Weize's nails. They're damn looooong and that stupid tall guy kept smudging his nails and we were the last two to head up to Rachel's house. He told me his nails are omega nice. He learnt omega from me when I told him he's omega tall and now he keeps saying 'omega'; it's addictive! (Constance, your lingo!)

We went up to Rachel's house and I was so bored. Luckily, Lisheng started showing us some magic. Zomg, there are damn amazingggggggg and they taught me the long pen/short pen thing and I thought I mastered it but it was complete failure when I showed it to Durgz today. Durgz mocked me when I showed her the trick :'( I think the most awesome trick of all was the Jiakun-Zitian one. That was omega good (Y)(Y)(Y). Plus: I have a present for Pink.P :) Because of the magic showcase, everyone thinks I'm stupid and bimbotic; sad story of my life.

Went home at 11:15 with some people and because I was standing with Weize, I told him how short I think I am. Lisheng heard and he came and stood beside me and tiptoed and I think we looked like a Cosine graph and I'm the min pt :'( and I think Weize said we looked like mountains in a chinese drawing and I'm the foot of the mountain. My frenz are so nice worzx.

Cabbed home with Bitchford and Darryl and the cabfare was so exp. I'm officially brokegalz92@hotmail.com. Someone should save me from my financial crisis, like give me financial aid or something.

Vanessa is organising some study date and I need someone to teach my Physics. I'm pretty damn desperate okayz and I can't possibly ask Lumpy cos she's horrible.

 

 

I finally found photos of Mayvin's chalet on Facebook:

 

( Under the cut! )

 

Had math tuition today (Y)(Y)(Y) I'm finally getting the hang of differentiation and Jeffery's warming up to us. I hope I'll pass math for terms!! Went to Meridian for Korean food with Durgz and Alcina and both of them want to go home quickly to watch that 9pm show :( TV show vs. Beatrice and they chose TV show! :'( I have awesome frenz worzx.

I'm gonna start studying and I've no idea what's tested for Lit!!!!! Someone tell me plzzzzzzzzz

 

For Vanessa, Vanice and Pink Princess:

"The good thing about being a pessimist is that you are always either proven right or pleasantly surprised."